lightandshadowsblog asked:
Sun's dad goku shows up out of the blue
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good-rwbyaus answered:
If you sent it as an ask why make it a submission? ~ Green
Goku: Hey Sun
Sun: Hey dad.
Blake:….Did he just fly here?
Sun: Yeah. *starts floating* I can do it too.
Ruby:….TEACH ME!!!!
Goku: Woah, we got an eager trainee, ok sure. We can train you. We could even show you how to do a kamehameha.
Ruby: What’s that?
Sun and Goku: *both grin and aim at the Emerald forest*
onecrazyiowan asked:
I like to think that with Jaune growing up in such a large and most likely loving home, he has the ability to know the right comfort food for any individual feeling down.
good-rwbyaus answered:
Oh boy, and Jaune makes for everyone foods that help their souls. Now because I’m a southern, Texas and Tennessee represent, I’m gonna go with foods I’ve grown up eating.~ Green
Ruby: Baked Mac and Cheese
Weiss: Baked potatoe soup
Blake: Fried lemon-Rosemary catfish, worth the Yang puns.
Yang: Brisket.
Nora: Pancakes, yes those count.
Pyrrha: Chicken and Dumplings
Ren: Jambalaya
Qrow: Fried chicken.
Oscar: Meatloaf with garlic potatoes.
Ozpin: southern Lasagna
And they have a nice homemade peach cobbler afterwards
doraslayer1 asked:
Au where Neo can actually speak and when she sees jaune for the first time she just in pure surprise asks what her baby brother is doing here
good-rwbyaus answered:
Neo: *grins as she approaches Ruby, but stops* Jaune?
Jaune: Huh?
Neo: *drops her discuss and soon had blonde hair and blue eyes*
Jaune: Créme?!
Cinder: How do you know that imbecile?
Neo: He’s my little brother…wait didn’t you say you almost killed Red’s blonde imbecile….
Ruby: Uh guys I think we should back up.
Weiss: Why?
Ruby: We’re in the splash zone.
Neo: *unsheaths her blade* I’m gonna gouge out your eyes, and feed them to you!!
Yang: I’m conflicted because I hate both of them.
animenutcase asked:
Jacques and Ghira turn out to be exes. Jacques handled their breakup badly and it led to him fucking over the SDC company's Faunus workers. And that, children, is how Jacques Schnee accidentally created the White Fang.
good-rwbyaus answered:
Oh how very scandalous ~ Green
Ghira Belladonna sighed as he looked to his boyfriend of the past year and a half before he steeled himself to what had to be done, and fast. “Looks Jacques the reason I called you out here is because well…”
“What is it my dear panther king?” Jacques Gelé asked completely unaware to what was about to unfold in the next few minutes.
Ghira sighed before he finally answered Jacques question “Jacques look you’re an amazing guy, and I’m sure you’d make anyone happy, but I think it’s time we see other people.” There was no going back now, he had pulled the bandaid off hard, and now he had to wait for how Jacques took it…
Jacques had needed a moment to process what all he had been told, and after the meaning of Ghira’s words sunk in he finally got what he had been told “What you’re breaking up with me?!”
“Jacques please, you don’t have to make this any harder than it had to be…you’re a great guy, and I’m sure there’s someone out there who will make you happy…” Ghira raised his hands trying his best to keep things from escalating any further.
“Shut up! Just shut up! Fine you wanna kick me to the curb! I’ll make you regret what you’ve done!” Jacques wasn’t listening to Ghira at this point as he stormed off. “No one rejects Jacques Gelé, and gets away with it!”
Ghira sighed before he looked to everyone who had been staring at him after his, and Jacques little break up. “I’m sure he’ll be fine.”
Many years later….
Ghira sat in his quarters in the White Fang’s high leader’s room as he read the news of Jacques Schnee’s latest cut backs for Faunus workers. He put the paper down and blinked several times. “….Ok maybe I misjudged just how much he can hold a grudge…..”
I have an idea for a fanfic where the RWBY crew is in the MHA universe and they’re all super heroes and Salem is the leader of the league of Villains.
Congrats we have so many asks about that, though that soon got replaced by a ton of Jojo referencing AU
warrior24110 asked:
Can we get a reaction to Arcotta's (Jaunes sister and her wife [I think that's the ship name...{can it be considered a ship???}]) child's first words being "fuck"?
good-rwbyaus answered:
Terra: She just stops and drops everything before trying to figure out if it was one of the rare times she has sworn. She wants to put the blame on her boss for ruining her poor baby indirectly.
Saphron: She laughs it off at at first saying he’s just like his uncle Jaune with that being his first word too…she immediately goes out to hunt down Jaune for teaching her baby that word. Jaune is forced to have his mouth washed out along with Adrian
gorillageek27 asked:
Everyone wears jaune's hoodie from time to time.
good-rwbyaus answered:
Jaune: Where’s my hoodie now?!
Ruby: Iunno
Weiss: I think Penny has it.
Penny: Salutations!!
Jaune: Can I have that back?
Penny: But friend Jaune it is the cold out, and this hooded garment is great for keeping it out of my hair.
Jaune: Ugh. You’re lucky you’re adorable.
Anonymous asked:
Would Pyrrha try to get Saphron Arc to tell her a lot of stories about when Jaune was younger?
moistmailman answered:
Pyrrha: So do you have any stories about when Jaune was a little kid?
Saphron: Ohohoho, I have so many embarrassing and juicy stories about Jaune.
Jaune, in the distance: NO!!!! *Starts running towards them*
Pyrrha: Do you have any you can share with me?
Saphron: Of course, well for starter *blocks Jaune from interfering with her hand* He slept with a night light until he was 15.
Jaune: YOU BASTARD!
Saphron: We also dressed him up as a girl and sent him to a beauty pageant once. And he actually won.
Jaune: YOU BASTARD!
All of STRQ is Alive and Whole™️ Headcanons:
-Yang or Ruby: Mom-
Raven and Summer, simultaneously: What?
-Ruby has four parents who are Concerned™️ that Ozpin let her into Beacon early, but also proud af because they all helped train her.
-“You’re not my real dad!”
-At least 50% of the student body at Beacon has Summer listed as their emergency point of contact, either because she lives closer than their family or because they have no one else.
-Yang: Can I-
Raven: Ask your mother.
Yang: …mom.
-STRQ are frequently guest speakers at Beacon, and after the girls start going, Raven and Qrow start competing over who can embarrass them the most.
-Ruby, after Qrow won’t let her do something: Tai is my only dad now.
-Summer: Your whole team is invited over for winter break.
Ruby: What about Team JNPR? They don’t have anywhere to go for breaks either.
Summer, already tripling recipes in her head: Just invite everyone.
-Raven gets Yang and Ruby to do her dirty work and pull pranks on Qrow and Tai (she’s still not over the fact that they don’t let her participate in their prank wars). Summer pretends like she doesn’t notice (they don’t let her participate either).
-Raven questions Blake relentlessly about her skill and semblance the first time they meet, until she’s satisfied that Blake is a good partner for her daughter. Yang is embarrassed, and Blake is On Edge because what is it with her and black-and-red-themed-red-sword-wielders?? Once she becomes more comfortable around Raven though, she admires her and talks with her frequently about fighting and attack moves.
-Weiss is Overwhelmed™️ because Parents Are Like This In Real Life?? Warm hugs?? Conversations over meals?? Family sit down dinners that aren’t uncomfy and stilted and forced?? Ruby I can’t believe your mom knitted me a sweater she doesn’t even know me?? “What is this?” “Affection.” “Gross….do it again.”
-Nora calls Summer “Mom”. Everyone is 100% okay with this.
-Taiyang helps Pyrrha train Jaune. Qrow observes and offers scathing -but surprisingly helpful- comments.
-Ren helps Summer in the kitchen. Once he gave Summer a hug because she told JNPR that they’re welcome to come over any time, and Summer was the one who cried.
-Raven, clutching both Yang and Ruby: Don’t talk to me or my children ever again.
-STRQ watching the Vytal Tournament.
Raven, any time any of team RWBY do anything: I TAUGHT HER THAT MOVE!!
-Team RWBY fighting alongside Team STRQ when Cinder attacks Beacon. As a result, Beacon not falling but RWBY being clued in on the secret war raging between Ozpin and Salem.
-Summer helping Ruby understand and control her Silver Eye traits.
-STRQ being protective because RWBY are too young to be in a war.
Ozpin: They’re almost the same age that you were.
Summer “Momma Bear” Rose: Is that supposed to help your case?
-Qrow starts freaking the fuck out when Jaune actually becomes more physically fit than him, simply because the “drunken master dad bod” thing doesn’t much compare to a teenager who works out every day.
Qrow, drunk sobbing: He can do more push-ups than me, Summer!
Summer: Qrow, we’re specialized agents going up against the forces of the apocalypse. I’ve seen you block an entire round of machine gun fire with a twirl of your wrist. Push-up counts literally don’t matter at all to actual Huntsmen.
Taiyang, in anguish from the other room: WHY DON’T YOU JUST KILL ME WITH A REAL FORKING GUN NEXT TIME, SUMMER!?
-Summer enforced a “no real swears” in the house. She enforced it with the children using cookies, and the adults using deadly force. It worked until Raven discovered Yang was being made fun of in middle school for not swearing, and spent five hours in a room with her. She came out swearing like a normal teenager. Summer has no idea how it happened, but she refused to let it happen to Ruby when it was “her turn”. Ruby doesn’t swear, but literally everyone who’s ever met her would be horrified if she did so it worked out in the end.
-As Ruby became a teenager, Raven secretly became bothered by how much she looked/acted like Summer. Both in the sense that sometimes it was hard to tell the two apart, and in the sense that Yang looked a lot like her father, and not just her, which meant that Summer’s genes were more dominant than the Branwen genes. It’s ridiculous, she knows, so she plans on taking it to her grave but she can’t shake the feeling that Qrow knows, and she hates him for it.
-Raven is also secretly terrified of Nora. The girl is normally so loud, but when she feels like it, she can be dead quiet, as if she were an experienced bandit. One time, over break, Raven was getting a midnight snack, and she heard in a stage whisper behind her, “Where are you going, Mom #2?” and she straight-up teleported herself to Tai’s bed. She swore Nora to secrecy the next morning.
-Raven’s training through their childhood mostly consisted of sneaking up on RY and yelling “CONSTANT VIGILANCE” while attacking them with the flat of her blade. One time she yelled it while speaking at Beacon just to see what would happen.
Ruby knocked half the student body into the air speedboosting out of the auditorium, and Yang immediately chokeslammed the nearest person (Jaune) into the cement floor. Raven watches the recording daily. It’s her favorite part of the morning.
-Taiyang regularly strolls into Beacon classes, wearing an apron that says “Do whatever to the cook ;^)” and declaring, “My two little pumpkins forgot their nutrients today!” before plopping lunches down in front of Yang and Ruby. Nobody knows that it’s actually a full STRQ operation. Summer makes the lunches, full of sickly sweet notes, and heart-shaped everything. Raven teleports them all to Beacon. Qrow does recon, making sure that they’re in class. They do this, publicly, because it embarrasses the shit out of their children and that’s half of what they live for, but also they secretly miss being a part of the girls’ daily lives, and would like to recapture at least some of that.
-When Jaune discovers his semblance. Raven abuses it to make even more portals that don’t need special connections.
Summer: *Walks in on Raven holding Jaune like a sack of potatoes surrounded by bags of money*
Raven: “This is exactly how it looks.” *Looks down at Jaune* “Alright Mr. Boost. Charge it up.”
-To better team dynamics Ruby and Jaune and their respective teams often have joint training sessions with STRQ being the opponents. Most times teams RWBY and JNPR fall easy. This time however… it doesn’t go well for STRQ.
Raven: “How the hell are they this strong!?”
Summer: “They have a healer!”
Taiyang: *gets punched by an overcharged Yang and flies out of the ring*
Qrow: “Tank’s down! We’re doomed!”
Summer: “Quick Qrow! Roll a 20 for bad luck!”
Raven: “I’m surrounded by nerds!”
-When Jaune and Pyrrha start dating they start to get a lot of flack from fans and the paparazzi. Summer and Tai make it their responsibility to make sure they are left alone and drag Raven and Qrow with them.
Jaune: *is sitting at the table with Pyrrha* “So today’s been interesting…” *Watches a dude with a camera get chased by two black birds”
Pyrrha: *Smiles at him* “Yes, I suppose it has.* Watches a group of fanboys be scared off by a Taiyang wearing sunglasses*
Summer: *Walks over with two massive trays covered by balanced on her arms* “I hope you two are hungry!”
Jaune: *Raises an eyebrow* “Where’s the staff?”
Summer: “Oh they couldn’t be trusted.” *Scoffs* “They actually said cookies weren’t a part of a well balanced meal! But not to worry! I got it all taken care of~! Here you go! Enjoy!” *Places both trays down sowing two five course meals with cookies for last*
Jaune: “…B-but this was a burger joint?”
elements1999 asked:
Ok, so we got STRQ and RWBY for the Pokemon AU, but what about the adopted JNPR?
incorrect-strq-quotes answered:
Way ahead of you :)
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Jaune
-Bellsprout
-Slowpoke
-Psyduck
-Wobbuffet
-Shuckle
-Magikarp
Nora
-Ursaring
-Pikachu
-Flaaffy
-Torchic
-Stufful
-Voltorb
Pyrrha
-Magneton
-Skarmory
-Mawile
-Scyther
-Clefairy
-Spearow
Ren
-Petilil
-Togepi
-Abra
-Medicham
-Fenekin
-Cubone
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